Sunday, August 21, 2011

Samson

Samson had been alone for almost his whole life.
26 years ago him and his family boarded an amazing ship.
They were setting off to france.
But unfortunately the ship took a nasty turn and they were shipwrecked on an island.
Only Samson and the captain survived, the captain attempted swimming back but that failed.
In the days following the tragedy, many bodies from the ship washed up.
Samson got the most wild idea.
He could eat them.
I mean, what else was there to do?
There was no other source of food.
So he lit up a fire and cooked the people. Yum!
Samson actually enjoyed the taste of the people, which was bizarre considering his family were vegans.
The people lasted him almost 3 months.
But suddenly once the 4th month began, Samson noticed his hunger and realized there was no food left! Samson decided to go to sleep and look around the island at sunrise tomorrow.
But when he awoke he discovered something different- More bodies were just a few kilometres away from the first ones and as he kept walking he discovered more and more! Until he reached a massive pile of them.
This would last him ages.
So he ate all of those, it took him until the next year. Then eventually he found more bodies from a new ship.
After many years of this, about 5 ships had been wrecked on his island and he ate all the bodies. Samson also did other things, he would swim, make houses out of the parts from the ships, but he enjoyed his own company.
This continued for the further 21 years, and we come here.
Samson had a wonderful life and hoped it would continue in the manner for a while.

The train

Axle was going on a train today.
Axle went through killing phases.
He tried axe murdering, but it wasn't really his cup of tea.
So today he was trying out stabbing in trains. He had been doing this for the past week.
Today his victim was an older man, Axle didn't like to find out much about his victims because he might get emotionally attached to them.
So he waited there for an hour or 2.
Once everyone had cleared out of the adjacent carriages, he got out his knife and stabbed the man in the back.
Then he cut him up and put him in his backpack.
He then disposed of him in a nearby dumpster.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Merlene: The early days (final part)

So for the next 7 years Merlene attended primary school.
She loved learning new things about the world and everything around her.
But she nevere spoke to any other children because Axle had always told her to only talk to the teacher.
She didnt mind really, although the other kids looked happy playing together.
Merlene didnt attend high school, Axle had to teach her other lessons.
Axle was also worried she might rebel agianst him.
So Axle taught Merlene about his job.
Merlene still had many questions about the world, all of which Axle didnt answer.
So eventually, Merlen figured she might as well not ask.
The two remained silent.
But she did learn about Axle's religion.
One day when Merlene and Axle were aout doing Axle's job something happened.
Axle usually used axes, but now because he was with Merlene they were using guns.
Axle had already shot about four people and Merlene only two.
Axle was coming up to his fifth person when- "Wait!" Merlene cried.
It was the most beautiful and amazing man she'd ever seen, she could not bear to let Axle kill him.
"Please! Don't kill him!" She cried out in desperation.
"Why?" Asked Axle.
"Because I want to marry him."
"You will marry me."
Um wow.'
Axle and Merlne to marry?
Merlen had never heard of this before!
"What? Why you? You are like my father. Wouldnt that be illegal?"
"I am not your father, I took you in on your second birthday and had planned to marry you on your 15th birthday."
"But that's not fair!" Merlene screamed "I Don't want to marry you! I want to marry this man!"
"This is not up for discussion Merlene, we will marry next week!"
Then Axle shot teh beautiful man angrily.
Then Merlne turned her gun on Axle nad shot him without hesitation.
She ran off and attemted suicide mnay times.
But it never worked.
So from then on, she killed happy people, stole children, had some of her own and lived corruptedly ever after.

Merlen: The early Days (part two)

She slowly woke up and looked around her.
She seemed to have changed location.
Horris was right, someone did pick her up.
But just not the nice old lady or happy family he was hoping for.
A man had picked up Merlene.
His name was was Axle, and he drove a massive truck.
Axle wasnt exactly Horris- As a matter of fact Horris and Axle were probably opposite as they come.
Finally they arrived at Axle's house- It was a small, narrow house.
It had a kind of cottage feel and it was very dark, not just in color.
Merlene began to cry again.
"Daddy!" She cried for about the 5oth time.
Axle did'nt say anything when Merlen cried, he just ignored it.
Actually Axle didnt really say much at all.
The next morning, Merlen woke up in a strange room.
Merlene was used to strange, butnot this type of strange!
"Daddy?" She asked the air.
Nothing, no one answered.
Merlene was all alone in the strange room.
The next few years continued to as quite boring for young Merlene.
She only ever saw Axle early in the morning.
He would set out her food and leave.
Merlene wasn't entirely sure were he went, but it didn't really bother her much.
On Merlene's 5th birthday, Axle stayed home all day with her.
The one thing he said to her was "Tommorow you will attend school."
School? "What is school?" asked Merlene asked.
Axle never answered Merlene's questions.
This made Merlene sad.
"Why don't you ever answer any of my questions?" She asked as curious as ever.
"Because of my religion" Axle answered.
"What's religion mean?" Merlene asked.
"You will find out at school."
"But what is school?"
Merlene was just so curious, about everything.