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“But Mum, I wanted the blue sheep!” Complained Juicy to her mother

“Juicy, you have to have the green sheep, it’s in your DNA” She replied

“BUT MUM!” 

“No buts Juicy, this matter is closed, just like the pen of your new sheep should be when we get home!”

The next day was Juicy’s birthday, and she so desperately wanted the blue sheep, but the blue sheep costed over $1,000 and the green sheep was $850. Of course Juicy’s mum was going to buy her the cheaper sheep.

“Honey! It’s time to get up!” Her mother awoke her at 3 am that morning like most days. Suddenly a large gorilla entered the room, picking up the mother and eating her whole. At this Juicy screamed and ran out of the room. 

“What’s all this noise about?” Her grandfather picked juicy up and took her back into her bedroom

“No Grandpa, theres a big fat gorilla in there and she just ate mummy!!”

“Oh Juicy, why all this nonsense! First you expect your mother to buy you the blue sheep and now this. When will you ever-” But he was cut off from the sight of the massive gorilla. He screeched like a parrot and all but threw Juicy into the gorilla’s mouth. She managed to jump out and then smash the window, jumping out and running for her life. Meanwhile, the Gorilla chased grandfather down. As soon as he had ran him down he gobbled him up and let out a large, scary sounding burp that had nothing on a brass band of 3,000.

10 years later:

“Now children, see here this Gorilla” Said Juicy’s 12th grade teacher ”This Gorilla was the largest to rome the earth in the past century. While he was alive he ate over 50 humans.” At this Juicy raised her hand

“Yes Juicy?” Asked Mrs. Plumbell

“Did you say, he ate humans?”

“Yes in fact he did. Now if you” 

“Wait on a second. I’m not finished with my question. When did he die?” She interrupted

“He died around 8 or 9 years ago and was found in a suburban garden.”

“Is there any record of who exactly he ate?” She was more and more fascinated by the second.

“Uh, I’m not sure. You’ll have to ask the museum staff.”

What if we had more husbands part 2

2 Weeks later:

"Thomas, there's something that I need to tell you" I told my husband of 8 years. "Yes my sweet chocolate, you can tell me anything." I actually find it a bit strange how he calls me 'chocolate' but I have 6 other husbands to deal with, so it wasn't the top of my worries. "Ok" I exhaled slowly "I have 6 other husbands" I looked, hoping his reaction wouldn't be the same as Geoff's. "Sweetie! That's fantastic! What are their names?" He sounded excited. "Wait, so you're not mad?" I asked, not at all worried anymore but slightly confused. "Honey bear, why would I be mad! I'm so happy for you!" He seemed to be getting happier. "Oh well, it's just that I got married the other week and one of my other husbands was going to divorce me and I don't know, I just thought you were going to react the same" I was ashamed "No sweetie, I would never leave you no matter what."

So I continued on not telling my 2 other husbands about each other.

I know, not the best ending.

What if we had more husbands than wives? (Part one)

"I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride." I stared into Billaim's bluer than the sea eyes. He lifted my veil and our lips met for about the 50th time. As we pulled away I looked at the congregation. I saw 3 of my husbands had turned up. I was quite shocked actually because only Rafferty and Bruce knew I had 6 (now 7) other husbands. Geoffory was shaking his head at me and looked as though he wanted to push Billiam off of a cliff. Hand in hand, Billaim and I walked down the aisle. I waved at Rafferty as he followed us out of the church. This is the second time I haven't had a bridal party for a wedding, it's just too much hassle. As we were exiting the church, I turned to Rafferty and we hugged. "Congratulations darling!" He kissed the side of my mouth. "Thank you Billiam, my wife is so in love with you. I think out of all the men she talks about you the most!" He joked as I turned bright red. "So there are others?" I noticed Geoffory behind Rafferty, looking redder than a field of tomatoes. "Oh Geoffory! I've heard about you from Arella. Isn't our wife just marvelous!" Geoff shook his head again. "This marriage is over! Call me as soon as you get back from stupid honeymoon" He began to storm off. "Geoff wait!" I ran after him, holding up my dress. "We've only been married for 5 years! You know that I love you!" I pulled him in for a quick kiss. He was hesitant at first, but then I felt him kiss me back. "Yeah, I was over reacting. But we need to talk about this ok?" He said grabbing my hand. "Yeah of course! I should probably get back. But I love you." I said, truly meaning it. "I love you too." I walked back over to Billiam and Rafferty who had been joined by Bruce. "Bruce!" I said and hugged him. "So good to see you! How are my babies going?" I was talking about our two children, Julenta had just turned 12 and Swan was 10. "They are just magical!" "Oh that's just great Bruce!"

END OF PART ONE

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"How dare you!" Yelled Volante to the strange man. But he didn't hear her because he had run off into the wind. The moon shone brightly into Volante's face as a tear rolled down her cheek. All of a sudden she felt herself falling, and she hit the ground with a thud. Her eyelids closed over her eyes and she saw the strange man again. "Volate?" he asked her. How does he know her name is Volante? She didn't even tell him. "VOLANTE!" The man said again. Her eyes flung open and she could see a different man looking at her and talking, but she couldn't hear what he was saying. "Volante?" She asked him. "Volante!" He said with relief. A whole mix of different people walked into the room she soon realized she was in, she was lying on a blue couch. She tried to sit up, but pain flooded the front of her head so she lay down again. All the people that had entered the room were all talking, but the only word she could understand were 'Volante.' All of a sudden her eyes closed and she had fallen back to sleep. She dreamed of flying to the moon for the next few hours.

The Rawley Story

Rawley is Bosworth and Paloma's 2nd oldest child and the oldest son. He's never been in love or had any children. Why is that? You may ask. Well that is because he takes after his grandfather, Samson. You see, Samson was never REALLY in love with all of those women. He just wanted children to eat. So one day Rawley sat out, hoping to eat some children, he went into an art gallery (a very odd one may I add) and tried to kill the owner, but then her stepfather came in, so Rawley killed him. Then he drove off a cliff with his children and that was the end of Rawley.

23

Bosworth was finally happy. He finally had his first love. His whole life he'd suffered sevre depression and abandonment.

All of his family were killed by the same man. But finally he came across the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on.

Paloma was stunning. She had long, flowing, green hair and eyes the exact color. She was almost six feet tall and very slim. She had size 11 feet. So they were in love. They got married and had 10 children, 4 boys and 6 girls: Orseline was 36 and she married Barnend, they had Guyra (3) and Arunta (0), then Rawley was 34 he had never married, then Akala (31) was maried to Ellery and they had Urson who was 10, Derward who was 7, Hershell who was 4 and Branswen who was a baby. Then Hirsh and Palila were 28. Hirsh married Orsola and had Jarita (5), and Palila married Akama and had Banjora (1). Then there was Orsini, he was 25, he married Arora and they have Hadil who is 5. Then Dorcas who was 22, she married Everard and they had Evenly (3) and Avis (0). Then there was Dyani who was 20 and Married to Borden. Then Rayburn (17) and Shakuntala (15), they were both single. So they have 11 grandchildren. When the family is together there are 23 of them.

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When Samson was younger, he fell in love a lot. But he ate everything he loved. One day, a few women came to his island and he married all of them, but they didn't know because they were on different parts of the island. After Samson married Orsa, Ayala and Yolit, each woman had some kids. Orsa had 2 boys and a girl- Eden, Zvi and Dova. Ayala had 2 girls- Hadil and Avis and lastly, Yolit had 3 boys and 2 girls- Lowen, Borden, Bosworth, Zippora and Arora. So in total there where 5 girls and 5 boys. One day, Arora and Bosworth were playing on the isalnd (as per usual) when they came across Hadil and Avis. So they all played together and once they got back to their mothers they told them all about their happy day meeting the other children. But this wasn't the only thing that had happened- When Orsa got back from fishing, Eden was gone. So they searched the island for him, when they came across Samson having dinner with Ayala, Hadil and Avis. And they were eating Eden. So at this, Orsa took Avis and Dova to the top of the island's highest cliff. Ayala was so mad about this that she stabbed Zvi and Hadil, then herself. Samson was so happy about this because it meant he had more food. So he took all the bodies to yolit and the kids and they ate the bodies. But Borden refused to, therefore causing Zippora to refuse. So Samson killed them in frount of their mother and ate them. Lowen and Arora tried to swim away but they drowned. Yolit tried to kill Samson, but it didn't workand Bosworth managed to swim away to a further island. Samson ate all the bodies.