There are 20 people
2 of them have killed themselves together.
They killed themselves because their partners died
Now there are 16 people
3 of them ran off cliffs
Now there's 13.
Then 2 people who killed themselves together had parents who are part of the 13.
That's another 4 dead
Before one of them died they killed 2 other people who were in the house
There are now 7 people left-
1 of the 1st 2 people's brother: Gawain
Gawain's Girlfriend: Marlon
Marlon's sister: Merlin
Merlin's Husband Peregrine
Peregrine's Mum and Dad
The 1st person's partner's sister: Merlyn
Merlyn died because of depression
Gawain killed Marlon, so Merlin killed Gawain
Peregrine killed Merlin for killing his bro
Then Peregrine killed himself
Then Peregrine's Dad killed his wife because he was sad, then he killed himself.
5 More people enter the house-
The dad's brother: Yael
Yael's sister Swanhilda
Swanhilda's husband Gyles
Penegrine's grandma: Lynn
Gyles' secret girlfriend Gertrusse
Swanhilda kills Gertrusse
Then Yael kills Lynn and runs off killing everyone, including himself and 10 others
The 10-
A baby boy
A teenage boy and a teenage girl who were having their first kiss
An old man
A girl
A young couple
A woman
A baby girl
A boy
The boy's father and mother killed themselves and all of their 10 children.
They baby girl's mother jumped off a cliff with the baby boy's father and the girl's older brother
Thursday, June 30, 2011
THE MAN!
There is a Man.
The man has a wife.
Together they have 14 children.
6 boys and 8 girls.
The man cheated on his wife and has 10 kids with another woman, she had 2 boys and 8 girls.
The woman cheated on the Man and had 2 sons with another man.
2 of the 8 girls from the first woman married the 2 sons.
The mother was so sad that she killed herself.
The boys blamed the man and killed him and all 8 girls except Birdie, who was married to Fox who was one of the 2 sons.
Birdie and Fox were so depressed that they jumped off a cliff together.
So there 24 kids left.
So then the man and the woman killed themselves because of all the deaths.
So then the girls ganged up and killed all of the boys.
8 girls are left.
3 ganged up on the other 5 and killed them except 1.
4 are left.
2 out of the 4 that are left shot themselves.
1 of the 2 left killed the other one and then jumped off of a cliff.
There are 40 people in a huge big room.
5 of them died in a car crash leaving early.
35 are left.
1 of the people in the car was married to a man called Herring who had a mental illness so he killed 6 people in the room, but before he got to the 7th person they killed him.
There's now 28 people left.
The 6 people who Herring killed were his 2 kids,, his Mother, and one of the people in the car's husband and baby daughter and a teenage boy.
The person who killed the Herring started going crazy and killed 7 people and like the other man, the 8th person killed him.
Then she jumped off a cliff.
20 people are left, 10 of which killed themselves because of fear and depression.
1 of them had a wife and 2 kids who had a car crash.
7 People left.
The building catches on fire, 3 of them manage to run away, but the other 4 burn to death.
1 of the 3 killed the other 2 and then jumped off a cliff.
5 of them died in a car crash leaving early.
35 are left.
1 of the people in the car was married to a man called Herring who had a mental illness so he killed 6 people in the room, but before he got to the 7th person they killed him.
There's now 28 people left.
The 6 people who Herring killed were his 2 kids,, his Mother, and one of the people in the car's husband and baby daughter and a teenage boy.
The person who killed the Herring started going crazy and killed 7 people and like the other man, the 8th person killed him.
Then she jumped off a cliff.
20 people are left, 10 of which killed themselves because of fear and depression.
1 of them had a wife and 2 kids who had a car crash.
7 People left.
The building catches on fire, 3 of them manage to run away, but the other 4 burn to death.
1 of the 3 killed the other 2 and then jumped off a cliff.
Lameee
If you haven't noticed already, these stories are really lame. I had a lot of other poems that I didn't upload because they were so lame it was embarrassing! I also cut some bits out because they may have been lame or seen as abusive. Please also take into account I would NEVER kill anyone or wish anyone would be killed.
Monday, June 27, 2011
The worst job for the best person
There is a woman.
The woman has been killed.
She was killed because her job was to blow up buildings and kill people.
Throughout her adult life she killed 28 people.
She blew up 6 buildings.
She did these things because she was depressed.
She was depressed because her Dad killed her Mum and her brother and 2 sisters.
She is now finally dead after 12 years of killing people.
She had no regrets.
1 of the first people she killed was a mother and a baby, she knocked out the mother and cooked the baby in the oven.
The mother was then forced off a cliff and to make sure she was dead, the woman poisoned her and put a rope around her throat, but she also kept the woman locked securely in a room with no food and water, so she could be sure that the mother was dead.
[I had a more descriptive way of the baby's murder, but i thought it was way to cruel and I am strongly against abortion so it would be extremely hypocritical for me to put it in]
After all this the woman moved to Russia, were she blew up a building full of people in the middle of nowhere.
She then went back to her country and killed a few more people.
It's amazing that she didn't get caught for 12 years!
Many people were overjoyed that she was caught and immediately killed, even though there weren't many relatives left because most of them killed themselves because of depression.
The woman has been killed.
She was killed because her job was to blow up buildings and kill people.
Throughout her adult life she killed 28 people.
She blew up 6 buildings.
She did these things because she was depressed.
She was depressed because her Dad killed her Mum and her brother and 2 sisters.
She is now finally dead after 12 years of killing people.
She had no regrets.
1 of the first people she killed was a mother and a baby, she knocked out the mother and cooked the baby in the oven.
The mother was then forced off a cliff and to make sure she was dead, the woman poisoned her and put a rope around her throat, but she also kept the woman locked securely in a room with no food and water, so she could be sure that the mother was dead.
[I had a more descriptive way of the baby's murder, but i thought it was way to cruel and I am strongly against abortion so it would be extremely hypocritical for me to put it in]
After all this the woman moved to Russia, were she blew up a building full of people in the middle of nowhere.
She then went back to her country and killed a few more people.
It's amazing that she didn't get caught for 12 years!
Many people were overjoyed that she was caught and immediately killed, even though there weren't many relatives left because most of them killed themselves because of depression.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
The eternal flame.....
There is a man.
The man is burning to death.
The man is burning to death because his wife lit him on fire.
His wife also lit their 8 kids on fire.
Then she lit herself on fire.
No one found the ashes until 20 years after it happened.
The children were.
Arthur was 18
Ariella was 20
Barend was 22
Orsa was 24
Bernard was 26
Bjorn was 28
Dov was 30
Orseline was 32.
Arthur was engaged to Akala and Ariella was engaged to Columba.
And all the other's were married.
Orseline has 2 kids.
Dov has has 1 child.
The three children killed themselves 10 years after it happened, and so did all of the partners.
Every relative is also dead.
One of the children went on a massacre before they killed them self.
They killed 16 people.
The man is burning to death.
The man is burning to death because his wife lit him on fire.
His wife also lit their 8 kids on fire.
Then she lit herself on fire.
No one found the ashes until 20 years after it happened.
The children were.
Arthur was 18
Ariella was 20
Barend was 22
Orsa was 24
Bernard was 26
Bjorn was 28
Dov was 30
Orseline was 32.
Arthur was engaged to Akala and Ariella was engaged to Columba.
And all the other's were married.
Orseline has 2 kids.
Dov has has 1 child.
The three children killed themselves 10 years after it happened, and so did all of the partners.
Every relative is also dead.
One of the children went on a massacre before they killed them self.
They killed 16 people.
Oh?
There's a man.
The man is sitting.
The man is sitting on a bench.
The man is sitting on a bench with a woman.
The woman ha 10 kids with him.
Him is not the man she is sitting with.
The man she is sitting with gives her 4 kids.
But the she is not the woman.
The woman has died.
She died because the 4 children killed her.
Her is dead.
The man killed 2 of the children then himself.
The other woman was drowned by the other man.
The man killed his 10 kids and 3 other kids.
Before the 3 died they killed there parents.
The man that killed the 3 killed himself.
All are dead.
The man is sitting.
The man is sitting on a bench.
The man is sitting on a bench with a woman.
The woman ha 10 kids with him.
Him is not the man she is sitting with.
The man she is sitting with gives her 4 kids.
But the she is not the woman.
The woman has died.
She died because the 4 children killed her.
Her is dead.
The man killed 2 of the children then himself.
The other woman was drowned by the other man.
The man killed his 10 kids and 3 other kids.
Before the 3 died they killed there parents.
The man that killed the 3 killed himself.
All are dead.
The Ship..
There was a cruise ship with 250 people on it.
It sinks and 17 of them swim onto an island.
7 die of fear or freeze to death.
The 10 left survive for a year.
Then 2 try to swim away, but drown in the process.
8 are now left.
One of them goes crazy and kills 3 and them himself.
4 are now left:
The crazy man's wife, her name is Leena
The wife's sister, her name is Arjuni
The sister's daughter, her name is Oola.
1 of the 2 that tried to swim away's brother, his name is Yael.
Leena kills herself.
So then that causes Arjuni to kill herself.
Oola and Yael live on the island for 2 more years and fall in love <3.
They build a boat in the hopes to get back to the mainland, but sadly the boat sinks.
Oola drowns, so Yael swims to another island and jumps off a cliff and dies.
It sinks and 17 of them swim onto an island.
7 die of fear or freeze to death.
The 10 left survive for a year.
Then 2 try to swim away, but drown in the process.
8 are now left.
One of them goes crazy and kills 3 and them himself.
4 are now left:
The crazy man's wife, her name is Leena
The wife's sister, her name is Arjuni
The sister's daughter, her name is Oola.
1 of the 2 that tried to swim away's brother, his name is Yael.
Leena kills herself.
So then that causes Arjuni to kill herself.
Oola and Yael live on the island for 2 more years and fall in love <3.
They build a boat in the hopes to get back to the mainland, but sadly the boat sinks.
Oola drowns, so Yael swims to another island and jumps off a cliff and dies.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Untitled
There is a girl.
The girl is with a boy.
The boy is with another girl.
The girl is with another boy.
The boy is with the first girl.
They all have kids together.
Each person has 5 kids each to one of the opposite gender.
So each person has 10 kids.
There are 44 people in the room.
Each person is married to someone else who is also in the room.
88 total.
Each person has one of their parents present.
176.
14 people die.
They die because 2 people kill them.
The 2 kill the 14 then themselves.
170.
A man took 2 people with him when he took his life because his wife died.
Various others killed themselves because of depression.
125 are left.
A man dies.
A woman dies.
A girl dies.
A boy dies.
A dude dies.
A chick dies.
A guy dies.
A babe dies.
A lady dies.
A gentleman dies.
A male dies.
A female dies.
113.
The man's wife kills himself.
The woman's husband kills himself.
The boy's wife kills herself.
The dude's wife kills herself
The chick's husband kills himself.
The guy's wife kills himself.
The babe's wife kills herself.
The lady's husband kills himself.
The gentleman's wife kills herself.
The male's wife kills herself.
The female's husband kills herself.
101.
The building catches on fire and 68 survive.
4 kill themselves because there partners died in the fire, another 4 go back into the building to die.
60.
1 kills 16 of them and herself.
43.
10 kill themselves because of depression.
Now only 33 remain!
6 get married to another 6, but then the wedding cars crash and all of them die :( .
21 are now left-
The man's wife's sister dies because all of her relatives have died.
20!!
Another 10 kill themselves.
10:
The man's daughter
The woman's mother
The girl's brother
The boy's son
The dude's cousin
The dude's cousin's wife
The wife's sister
The sister's husband
The husband's Mum
The Mum's boyfriend
The Mum dies of natural causes.
So then the boyfriend dies and kills his girlfriend's son.
The his wife kills herself.
Then the wife's sister kills herself.
Then the other wife goes crazy and kills the boy's son and the girl's brother.
The woman's mother and the boy's son are left.
They catch a taxi home but it crashes and they both die.
The girl is with a boy.
The boy is with another girl.
The girl is with another boy.
The boy is with the first girl.
They all have kids together.
Each person has 5 kids each to one of the opposite gender.
So each person has 10 kids.
There are 44 people in the room.
Each person is married to someone else who is also in the room.
88 total.
Each person has one of their parents present.
176.
14 people die.
They die because 2 people kill them.
The 2 kill the 14 then themselves.
170.
A man took 2 people with him when he took his life because his wife died.
Various others killed themselves because of depression.
125 are left.
A man dies.
A woman dies.
A girl dies.
A boy dies.
A dude dies.
A chick dies.
A guy dies.
A babe dies.
A lady dies.
A gentleman dies.
A male dies.
A female dies.
113.
The man's wife kills himself.
The woman's husband kills himself.
The boy's wife kills herself.
The dude's wife kills herself
The chick's husband kills himself.
The guy's wife kills himself.
The babe's wife kills herself.
The lady's husband kills himself.
The gentleman's wife kills herself.
The male's wife kills herself.
The female's husband kills herself.
101.
The building catches on fire and 68 survive.
4 kill themselves because there partners died in the fire, another 4 go back into the building to die.
60.
1 kills 16 of them and herself.
43.
10 kill themselves because of depression.
Now only 33 remain!
6 get married to another 6, but then the wedding cars crash and all of them die :( .
21 are now left-
The man's wife's sister dies because all of her relatives have died.
20!!
Another 10 kill themselves.
10:
The man's daughter
The woman's mother
The girl's brother
The boy's son
The dude's cousin
The dude's cousin's wife
The wife's sister
The sister's husband
The husband's Mum
The Mum's boyfriend
The Mum dies of natural causes.
So then the boyfriend dies and kills his girlfriend's son.
The his wife kills herself.
Then the wife's sister kills herself.
Then the other wife goes crazy and kills the boy's son and the girl's brother.
The woman's mother and the boy's son are left.
They catch a taxi home but it crashes and they both die.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
No proper ending
There is a boy.
The boy is dead.
The boy is dead because his mother killed him.
His mother killed him because she hated him.
His mother also killed her husband.
She killed him because he killed her boyfriend.
He killed her boyfriend because she was cheating on him with her boyfriend.
The wife also killed the boy's girlfriend.
Then the mother went on a massacre and blew up a building.
The building was full of people who were celebrating a young woman's birthday.
There were 2 survivors-
The woman's best friend
The woman's husband's brother's son's best friend
The 2 lived for 10 years together and suffered severe depression.
They cut themselves everyday.
Their lives had no purpose.
There was nothing to live for.
They tried many times to kill themselves but failed.
One day they went on a massacre and got into trouble and were killed by the police.
One of the women police officers was in love with the man so she killed herself because she could never be with him.
Then the woman's family blew up their house while the whole family and some friends were in the house.
The boy is dead.
The boy is dead because his mother killed him.
His mother killed him because she hated him.
His mother also killed her husband.
She killed him because he killed her boyfriend.
He killed her boyfriend because she was cheating on him with her boyfriend.
The wife also killed the boy's girlfriend.
Then the mother went on a massacre and blew up a building.
The building was full of people who were celebrating a young woman's birthday.
There were 2 survivors-
The woman's best friend
The woman's husband's brother's son's best friend
The 2 lived for 10 years together and suffered severe depression.
They cut themselves everyday.
Their lives had no purpose.
There was nothing to live for.
They tried many times to kill themselves but failed.
One day they went on a massacre and got into trouble and were killed by the police.
One of the women police officers was in love with the man so she killed herself because she could never be with him.
Then the woman's family blew up their house while the whole family and some friends were in the house.
Monday, June 20, 2011
..The domino effect ..
There is a woman.
The woman has a husband.
The husband has a brother.
The brother has a wife.
The wife has a sister.
The sister has a daughter.
The daughter has a boyfriend.
The boyfriend has a brother.
The boyfriend and his brother have a neighbor.
The neighbor has killed the 2 brothers.
And so the girlfriend killed herself.
So then the sister blew up a building and ran away with 2 men.
She trapped the 2 men and her husband and his brother inside a building and lit it on fire.
She then ran off a cliff with her brother in law's wife.
The woman has a husband.
The husband has a brother.
The brother has a wife.
The wife has a sister.
The sister has a daughter.
The daughter has a boyfriend.
The boyfriend has a brother.
The boyfriend and his brother have a neighbor.
The neighbor has killed the 2 brothers.
And so the girlfriend killed herself.
So then the sister blew up a building and ran away with 2 men.
She trapped the 2 men and her husband and his brother inside a building and lit it on fire.
She then ran off a cliff with her brother in law's wife.
Shadow by Gracie
The shadow moves.
It moves with me, it moves with you.
The shadow is alive.
I am dead.
It lives in my death.
The shadow lives as they all die.
The shadow dies.
It dies slowly.
It dies painfully.
It dies.
The shadow dies.
It moves with me, it moves with you.
The shadow is alive.
I am dead.
It lives in my death.
The shadow lives as they all die.
The shadow dies.
It dies slowly.
It dies painfully.
It dies.
The shadow dies.
The origional Story.
This is the story that started it all:
There is a house.
The house is big.
The house is so big that 1,000 people could fit in it.
But there's only 10 people inside.
The 1st person is a young girl.
The young girl has died.
Now there is only 9 people.
The girl died because the 2nd person killed her.
The 2nd person killed himself afterward so he wouldn't get into trouble.
Now there's only 8 people.
The 3rd person killed herself, she was a 35yr old woman with a husband, a boyfriend and 2 children.
The 4th person is the woman's boyfriend.
He was 72yrs old.
He died because the woman's husband killed him.
Now there's only 6 people left.
The 6 people are-
The woman's husband.
The woman's 2 kids.
The girl's father.
The girl's mother.
The girl's mother's boyfriend.
The girl's mother killed herself because she was depressed.
The woman's husband killed the 2 kids.
There are 3 people left-
The woman's husband.
The girl's father.
The girl's mother's boyfriend.
The girl's father killed his wife's boyfriend.
The girl's father kills himself because there's nothing else to do. The husband survives.
There is a house.
The house is big.
The house is so big that 1,000 people could fit in it.
But there's only 10 people inside.
The 1st person is a young girl.
The young girl has died.
Now there is only 9 people.
The girl died because the 2nd person killed her.
The 2nd person killed himself afterward so he wouldn't get into trouble.
Now there's only 8 people.
The 3rd person killed herself, she was a 35yr old woman with a husband, a boyfriend and 2 children.
The 4th person is the woman's boyfriend.
He was 72yrs old.
He died because the woman's husband killed him.
Now there's only 6 people left.
The 6 people are-
The woman's husband.
The woman's 2 kids.
The girl's father.
The girl's mother.
The girl's mother's boyfriend.
The girl's mother killed herself because she was depressed.
The woman's husband killed the 2 kids.
There are 3 people left-
The woman's husband.
The girl's father.
The girl's mother's boyfriend.
The girl's father killed his wife's boyfriend.
The girl's father kills himself because there's nothing else to do. The husband survives.
Introduction
Hello people! Just over a year ago I started writing really lame stories about people who die. My friends found it so funny, so I wrote some more. I have a whole pile of these stories and I was going to put them on facebook but there are way too many! So I decided to blog them. Thanks for viewing! xx
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