Friday, July 29, 2011
Merlene: The Early Days (part one)
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Coming Soon!
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Curtis Falk
He does it for pure enjoyment.
Curtis doesn't have a job.
But he has a lot of money because he's won the lottery every day since he was 12.
He doesn't need to though.
He has the cheapest house in the world and survives on white bread and rice milk.
Today when he was getting on the train he got into a carriage all by himself.
After he'd been in the carriage for almost an hour another man joined him.
This man looked slightly strange, he had a very large backpack with him.
Curtis and the man had been in the train for nearly 14 minutes when slowly the man grabbed a knife and stabbed it into Curtis's back.
They were going through a tunnel when this happened and there was no one in any of the other carriages.
Then the man cut up Curtis and put him in his backpack.
Then they got off at the next stop and the man emptied Curtis into a nearby bin and walked off to kill someone else.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Bruce Wellington
He had always been alone, his whole life.
He was abandoned by his mother, and his father died while Bruce's mother was pregnant with him.
So he was now getting a lot older, well his 40th birthday was in just over 2 weeks.
He had never been in love, to be honest with you it had never concerned him.
He saw all his friends through High school and University fall in love and he was invited to many weddings.
But as he sat on a purple couch in the middle of the tacky Asian furniture store, he saw something that really made him think.
A picture was front of him.
He stared at it, it scared him, the man in this picture. The man stared back at him.
Then a small Asian woman appeared behind the man in the picture.
It suddenly occurred to Bruce Wellington that this in fact was not a picture, it was his reflection.
A mirror was right in front of him of him showing Mr. Wellington the shocking truth.
It soon occurred to Bruce that he had to do something about this mirror.
He had to change what he saw.
He got up off his fat backside and walked out of the shop.
He walked around the main street, wrapped up in his thoughts.
So wrapped up he almost got run over on several occasions.
As a matter of fact he almost killed someone!
Then he appeared to be back in his home. What a day it had been for the obese, almost 40 year old man.
The next morning he awoke still in a daze, A bad one at that!
10 days after Bruce's 40th birthday, Mr. Wellington was in a terrible accident.
He was driving his car and because he was so tired from his few bad weeks of hard thinking, he began to drive on the wrong side of the road.
You can probably guess what happened next.
For nearly a week our dear friend Bruce was unconscious.
Eventually he awoke.
No on was there to greet him, in fact there was no one else in the room.
Bruce had no idea what had happened.
After a few minutes a young nurse walked by and a look of - Well I couldn't quite work out what emotion it was and neither could Bruce.
Relief, adornment, pity and something else.
She walked into the room and several doctors followed after her.
"So Mr. Wellington is alive" Said one of the doctors.
Bruce was still slightly confused as to what was going on.
After a number of tests were run, all of the doctors eventually left, except of course the nurse.
She sat down on a chair in the room and the 2 stared at each other for 2 hours. Thank goodness for that mirror! Without it, Bruce wouldn't be here in this hospital.
Bruce loved hospitals.
The smell, the look, all the sick and possibly dieing people.
Finally after 4 hours the nurse left, muttering to herself.
All night Bruce thought about many different things- The nurse, the mirror and best of all how overjoyed he was to be in the hospital.
Bruce really was over the moon.
After some time Mr. Wellington fell asleep.
His dream was short, yet sweet.
He dreamed that he and the nurse got married in the hospital.
When he finally woke up, he was astonished to see people in his room. Many people.
The nurse and all the doctors were there, they seemed to have multiplied though, and the nurse had and man and 2 kids with her.
Bruce also noticed a large bump on the nurse.
Another nurse entered the room and one of the male doctor's got out a gun and shot her, they carried the body out and everyone left, except the nurse of course.
They locked the doors.
The nurse went over to the chair and sat on it agian.
Bruce was so confused.
What on earth was going on?
"Mr. Wellington" Spoke the nurse " this is your child."
Wow.
Bruce never got that memo.
The nurse planted a kiss on Bruce's forehead and fell asleep on the chair.
Bruce also fell asleep.
When he woke up he seemed to have changed location. He stood up and an organ began to play.
He looked around him, to his sadness he was not in the hospital anymore.
A small tear was conceived in his eye and suddenly his eye gave birth to many tears.
Then Bruce noticed the man who was with the nurse in the hospital, he looked annoyed and slightly angry.
Then he saw the nurse again, she was wearing a big white dress.
She lent over and kissed him on the lips and grabbed his hand.
They walked out of the church together.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Terrance's Story
Happily married to his gorgeous wife, Serena Rose.
But Serena didn't love him the way Terrance loved her.
Serena was cheating on Terrance with another man.
The man's name was Bruce.
Bruce was so different to Terrance.
He was everything Terrance wanted to be, smart, handsome, good with the ladies.
But Terrance had something Bruce didn't.
You see, Bruce had done some things he wasn't exactly proud of.
Let's just say he may have "Taken some lives" if you know what I mean.
And Bruce had many phobias as well.
One of which was of Homosexuals.
When Terrance was in 10th grade, he came out that he was Bisexual.
He had a relationship with a young man named Arunta.
Bruce killed Arunta and all of his family.
So Terrnace hated Bruce.
So Bruce and Serena had also dated in 10th grade.
And they were now re-kindling a love.
Terrance was so depressed that she would love Bruce and not him.
So he killed the both of them and jumped off of a cliff with Bruce's bother Herring who he was madly in love with.
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Merlene's story.
There were 1,205 people in a big, black mansion.
238 of them were married to others in the house.
They had all been born into this world for a reason.
43 of them went wandering and 15 died from a shock. They saw something.
The 28 remaining went back to the others and told them the news.
12 of them ran off because they were scared. 26 of them decided they wanted to die too, so 2 out of the 26 jumped off a cliff together, 7 got in a car and crashed on purpose, 10 drowned themselves and 9 stabbed themselves.
1,062 remained. Out of the 238 that were married all of them were still present in the house.
Then 40 others decided to go and see what had happened to the 15 that died.
20 gone. 1,042 are left, so what are they going to do?
18 leave because they are far too scared of what could happen and 6 of them get counseling.
Then because they leave, 23 of them go and run off a cliff together.
2 pair up and kill 80 of them because they are paranoid, then they fall deeply in love and elope.
Well then, 919 are left.
All of the married people are now gone.
So everyone one else gets into groups of 100, there are 9 groups so the other 19 decide to run away.
The 9 groups all consist of the stereo types-
Group 1- Asian girls
Group 2- Asian Boys
Group 3- Aussie Girls
Group 4- Aussie Boys
Group 5- Old women
Group 6- Old men
Group 7- Girls under 20
Group 8- Boys under 20
Group 9- All leftover so they decide to die together.
800.
The asian boys and the Asian girls pick who they want to marry from each others groups, same with the Aussie boys and girls. But the old people don't want to get involved in these childish games so they all go crazy and kill one another.
6 groups are left, all married. Then about 100 of the couples decide the leave the house because its so crazy and weird.
400 are left.
One couple is really racist so they kill all of the Asians, then someone else tries to kill the couple but then dies becuase the racist couple kill them instead.
110 are left.
The husband of the girl who tried to kill the racist couple then killed the racist couple and then gets another couple to kill him. The couple feel so bad the run off a cliff together.
107 are now left.
They end up living in the mansion happily for 14 years. Some have kids, some don't. There ends up being 208 kids.
23 of the families with kids decided to leave so that there kids can see the real world.
140 adults are left, 79 kids left. Some of the adults without children all gang up and kill the kids and 1 is left. They then run away before anyone finds out it was them. The one kid dies of depression. So then all of the parents die too.
7 couples remain. They have no children, they didn't help kill the kids.
2 of the couples escape.
So now 10 people are left in the house.
Barend is married to Kerstrel. He is 32 and she is 29
Orson and Merlene. He is 54 and she is 46.
Usson and Pengana. He is 43 and she is 24.
Arunta and Adolpha. Both 29.
Akama and Bambi. He is 31 and she is 28.
So they are all happy, but then Barend gets very sick and needs medical attention so he and Kerstrel leave the house. Akama and Bambi were such good friends of theirs so they leave too. Arunta and Adolpha annonce they are pregnant. 9 months later they have a still born and so they both jump off a cliff togther.
Orson, Merlene, Usson and Pengana are left. Merlene was never in love with Orson so she kills him.
Usson and Pengana then are killed by Merelne.
MERLENE LIVES ON, WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE!Merlene in-The forbidden knife
14 to be exact.
They all got married and each had 3 kids.
The grandmother killed all 42 children.
10 of them were shot with guns.
12 of them were pushed off different cliffs.
10 were poisoned with different poisons.
10 were stabbed with the same knife.
The knife was then used to stab all the husbands backs.
4 of them died.
The wives then killed themselves together, holding hands they jumped off one of the cliffs the children were pushed off.
10 wives left and their 10 husbands.
3 wives had 2 more babies each, but the other wives killed the babies because they were infertile.
The husbands killed the wives, forcing them to get in a car and driving off another one of the cliffs.
There were now 3 wives left and 4 husbands left.
One of the husbands was so depressed, he used the knife to kill himself and 2 husbands and a wife.
2 wives and a husband remained.
Their grandmother hunted them down, first killing the husband and keeping the 2 wives as her slaves for 12 years.
1 wife found a love and they got married and had twins, but the grandma hunted them down and ate the babies.
Then the last woman used the forbidden knife and killed herself from depression.
Then the grandmother lived on killing wives and eating babies.
Authors note:
"You will remember Merlene from another story I wrote, she was the only survivor"