The Rawley Story

Rawley is Bosworth and Paloma's 2nd oldest child and the oldest son. He's never been in love or had any children. Why is that? You may ask. Well that is because he takes after his grandfather, Samson. You see, Samson was never REALLY in love with all of those women. He just wanted children to eat. So one day Rawley sat out, hoping to eat some children, he went into an art gallery (a very odd one may I add) and tried to kill the owner, but then her stepfather came in, so Rawley killed him. Then he drove off a cliff with his children and that was the end of Rawley.

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Bosworth was finally happy. He finally had his first love. His whole life he'd suffered sevre depression and abandonment.

All of his family were killed by the same man. But finally he came across the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on.

Paloma was stunning. She had long, flowing, green hair and eyes the exact color. She was almost six feet tall and very slim. She had size 11 feet. So they were in love. They got married and had 10 children, 4 boys and 6 girls: Orseline was 36 and she married Barnend, they had Guyra (3) and Arunta (0), then Rawley was 34 he had never married, then Akala (31) was maried to Ellery and they had Urson who was 10, Derward who was 7, Hershell who was 4 and Branswen who was a baby. Then Hirsh and Palila were 28. Hirsh married Orsola and had Jarita (5), and Palila married Akama and had Banjora (1). Then there was Orsini, he was 25, he married Arora and they have Hadil who is 5. Then Dorcas who was 22, she married Everard and they had Evenly (3) and Avis (0). Then there was Dyani who was 20 and Married to Borden. Then Rayburn (17) and Shakuntala (15), they were both single. So they have 11 grandchildren. When the family is together there are 23 of them.

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When Samson was younger, he fell in love a lot. But he ate everything he loved. One day, a few women came to his island and he married all of them, but they didn't know because they were on different parts of the island. After Samson married Orsa, Ayala and Yolit, each woman had some kids. Orsa had 2 boys and a girl- Eden, Zvi and Dova. Ayala had 2 girls- Hadil and Avis and lastly, Yolit had 3 boys and 2 girls- Lowen, Borden, Bosworth, Zippora and Arora. So in total there where 5 girls and 5 boys. One day, Arora and Bosworth were playing on the isalnd (as per usual) when they came across Hadil and Avis. So they all played together and once they got back to their mothers they told them all about their happy day meeting the other children. But this wasn't the only thing that had happened- When Orsa got back from fishing, Eden was gone. So they searched the island for him, when they came across Samson having dinner with Ayala, Hadil and Avis. And they were eating Eden. So at this, Orsa took Avis and Dova to the top of the island's highest cliff. Ayala was so mad about this that she stabbed Zvi and Hadil, then herself. Samson was so happy about this because it meant he had more food. So he took all the bodies to yolit and the kids and they ate the bodies. But Borden refused to, therefore causing Zippora to refuse. So Samson killed them in frount of their mother and ate them. Lowen and Arora tried to swim away but they drowned. Yolit tried to kill Samson, but it didn't workand Bosworth managed to swim away to a further island. Samson ate all the bodies.

Dymphna Wellington

Dymphna is a young lady. Her parents are in love. Her mother is a nurse and her father's name is bruce. Dymphna is an artist and she owns an art gallery. She likes painting ducks, camels and guinea pigs. She's never been in love, and love isn't in her plans. Paintings and drawings are her whole life, she actually paints most of the things she owns- She breeds guinea pigs, she owns a family of ducks (there's 5 of them) and she has 2 camels on her farm. Her farm is very big, she needs the room for all the guinea pigs to run around. One day someone came into her art gallery with a gun and said "I'm going to kill you, but I wont if you give me all your money." Then Dymphna's mother and her other husband came in and said, "Don't kill her!" And so the man killed the husband and went to his house and put all the husband's children in a van and drove off a cliff with them and into the sea. The nurse and her daughter had severe depression from that day foward, but Bruce didn't.

Merlene's First son

Merlene had already given birth to many daughters.

They didn't really have names.

Merlene had always planned to name her first son 'Hema' as it is the latin word for blood.

So when Merelne found out she was pregnant for the 4th time, she was just ecstatic.

9 Months later, Hema was born. Finally Merlne had a son.

Many years later on Hema's 19th birthday, Merlene couldn't find him.

Where could Hema be?

Finally after much looking, she found a note, it said:

Dearest Mother,

I do realize that today is my 19th birthday, but I've fallen in love with the most amazing woman and we've gone on a miraculous ship together. We will be home by my next birthday, love always, Hema.

What? Why would Hema go on a ship with some woman he barley knew?

This confused Merlne a great deal.

Hema ended up being shipwrecked on an island and him and his wife were eaten by cannibals.

So Merlene never saw her son again, or met his wife.

Samson

Samson had been alone for almost his whole life.

26 years ago him and his family boarded an amazing ship.

They were setting off to france.

But unfortunately the ship took a nasty turn and they were shipwrecked on an island.

Only Samson and the captain survived, the captain attempted swimming back but that failed.

In the days following the tragedy, many bodies from the ship washed up.

Samson got the most wild idea.

He could eat them.

I mean, what else was there to do?

There was no other source of food.

So he lit up a fire and cooked the people. Yum!

Samson actually enjoyed the taste of the people, which was bizarre considering his family were vegans.

The people lasted him almost 3 months.

But suddenly once the 4th month began, Samson noticed his hunger and realized there was no food left! Samson decided to go to sleep and look around the island at sunrise tomorrow.

But when he awoke he discovered something different- More bodies were just a few kilometres away from the first ones and as he kept walking he discovered more and more! Until he reached a massive pile of them.

This would last him ages.

So he ate all of those, it took him until the next year. Then eventually he found more bodies from a new ship.

After many years of this, about 5 ships had been wrecked on his island and he ate all the bodies. Samson also did other things, he would swim, make houses out of the parts from the ships, but he enjoyed his own company.

This continued for the further 21 years, and we come here.

Samson had a wonderful life and hoped it would continue in the manner for a while.

The train

Axle was going on a train today.

Axle went through killing phases.

He tried axe murdering, but it wasn't really his cup of tea.

So today he was trying out stabbing in trains. He had been doing this for the past week.

Today his victim was an older man, Axle didn't like to find out much about his victims because he might get emotionally attached to them.

So he waited there for an hour or 2.

Once everyone had cleared out of the adjacent carriages, he got out his knife and stabbed the man in the back.

Then he cut him up and put him in his backpack.

He then disposed of him in a nearby dumpster.