THE MAN!

There is a Man.
The man has a wife.
Together they have 14 children.
6 boys and 8 girls.
The man cheated on his wife and has 10 kids with another woman, she had 2 boys and 8 girls.
The woman cheated on the Man and had 2 sons with another man.
2 of the 8 girls from the first woman married the 2 sons.
The mother was so sad that she killed herself.
The boys blamed the man and killed him and all 8 girls except Birdie, who was married to Fox who was one of the 2 sons.
Birdie and Fox were so depressed that they jumped off a cliff together.
So there 24 kids left.
So then the man and the woman killed themselves because of all the deaths.
So then the girls ganged up and killed all of the boys.
8 girls are left.
3 ganged up on the other 5 and killed them except 1.
4 are left.
2 out of the 4 that are left shot themselves.
1 of the 2 left killed the other one and then jumped off of a cliff.